The Write Life

10:00 am - Breaking News: NakedJen gets a new iBook!

SANTA CRUZ, CA. On this happy Solstice morning, Jennifer Karen Neal, known to some as nakedjen, was surprised by her husband David with a large package. The package itself was not a surprise, unfortunately. Some earlier discussions had taken place regarding said package's potential contents, consisting of a brand new Apple iBook and related materials, and on the day of delivery, David found himself compromised in the shower as Jennifer unknowingly answered the door to receive the shipment.

What was a surprise, was that Jennifer did not have to wait until Christmas morning to open her gift. Her husband cleverly pointed out that Solstice, and not Christmas, was the major holiday celebrated by the rebelliously pagan couple, and as such was a perfectly appropriate day for gift giving and, perhaps more importantly for Jennifer at that particular moment, for gift receiving.

Jennifer was further surprised to see that, despite all appearances of still being in a preserved, unopened box, said iBook had already been loaded with a variety of useful software, and sported a bright, cheery, and very personalized holiday desktop.

The biggest treat of all, however, was her discovery that she could log onto the Internet from anywhere in the entire house. This, her husband informed her, was actually a small gift to her, but a very large one to her loving and faithful companion Clyde, who would sit patiently on his bed at the foot of the stairs, so that he could be as close as humanly, or caninely, possible whist she was occupied on her computer.

Upon comprehending the full nature of her new iBook, Jennifer leaped into her husband's wide open arms, proclaiming that he was quite likely the best husband ever to walk the Earth. This happy event was immediately followed by 48 straight hours of unrestrained carnal activites, wherein Jennifer paused only on occasion to eat, pee, and check for compelling new listings on ebay.